Joe DiMaggio's Not-So-Lame Home Page

Why 'Not-So-Lame?' This looks pretty lame to me!

I used to call this my 'Lame Home Page'. I figured that there can't be many other Joe DiMaggios out there, and if they had a home page, odds are that it couldn't be much lamer than mine.

I was wrong. Horribly wrong.

The object of my horror has since gone offline. Trust me, you're better off not seeing it.

Answers to the usual questions:

Yes, it's my real name.
No, I am not this guy so stop sending me fan mail.
No, no relation that I know of.
No, my parents weren't baseball fans.
Yes, I get comments about it all the time.
No, I don't play baseball.
Marilyn's dead.
I am a coffee achiever.
I'm not dead!
I'm getting better.
I think I'll go for a walk.
I feel happy... I feel happy!
Any more questions?

More Stuff:

BABY! MORE BABY! (Yes, I bred. Twice. Deal with it.)
True Tales of Joe
Pictures

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